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I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was
black.
I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it
"black black."
I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk."
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights
go out.
I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They
say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a
hammer.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me
candy.
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff"
"gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and
soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so
happy about?"
I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's
with the shades?"
I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and
"love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss
enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet
embrace."
I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like
pain.
I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten
feet away with all my jewelry.
I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.
I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.
I'm so goth I'm more goth than anyone else.
I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.
I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.
I'm so goth I'm dead.
I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.
I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled,
"DEATH."
I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled,
"DEATH."
I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the
refrigerator.
I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.
I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my
clove.
I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live
dangerous.
I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my
appearance.
I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized
by my appearance.
I'm so goth I've been banned.
I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the
boom boom like shockalocka!!! . . . flibbaflobba!!!"
I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more
goth.
I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't
cry.
I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.
I'm so goth I like them better that way. I'm so goth I punched a
care bear.
I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.
I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to
insult me.
I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!
I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.
I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's
neighborhood, he moved away!
I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly
putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata
and fugue in D minor."
I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus
simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram
surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and
then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again . .
. tragically.
I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the
darkest dark of the dark darkness."
I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.
I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to
stop calling.
I'm so goth I'm catholic.
I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in
black than them.
I'm so goth tan lines are a sin.
I'm so goth I was adopted by the Addams family.
I'm so goth people keep asking me if I feel okay.
I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.
I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees
correctly.
I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses at
night (sung with a Corey Hart pout).
I'm so goth I became a fisherman, just so I could use
fishnets.
I'm so goth I want to die die die my hair black.
I'm so goth I'm on the second stage of aloof . . . I'm
"bloof."
I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.
I'm so goth, Robert Smith asked ME for my autograph.
I'm so goth I got a 12-pack of absinthe.
I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy bears."
I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in
contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the
essence of Goth.
I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.
I'm so goth I call a smile a "concave frown."
I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled
milk, I MOURNED it.
I'm so goth my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed
to sunlight.
I'm so goth I make Happy Meals cry.
I'm so goth I spend hours deciding what shade of black to
wear.
My grandmother is so goth she uses gothballs.
I'm so goth I shower with bleach instead of soap.
I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.
I'm so goth I always complain because my blacks don't match.
I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their
ceiling.
I'm so goth that if I go out in the sunlight with bare
skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the
reflection off my pale skin.
I'm so goth I have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen to look on
the bright side.
I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things.
MUH-HA-HA-HA!
I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your
boat..."
I'm so goth I have crushed velvet lawn chairs.
I'm so goth I'm a flying buttress.
I'm so goth that colors fade away when I am nearby.
I'm so goth I only eat things that are burnt, because they're
black.
I'm so goth, when I was little, I thought funeral processions
were parades.
I'm so goth I make rainbows frown.
I'm so goth my clothes are made of dark matter.
I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and
it died.
I'm so goth, when our teacher told us to write the declaration
of independence, I wrote the declaration of sindependence.
I'm so goth I sleep with my hands crossed on my chest.
I'm so goth, crucifixes shudder when I walk
by.
I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."
I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.
I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY
is, and I'm not telling you!
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have
atrophied.
goth#2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?
goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my
pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.